Not Marky Mark

Abraham | 23 | Cali.🌴 Lifting and burritos. Also I like it when girls touch my butt.



When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

(via ireachtowardstheskyy)


Milan, halfguardaroundtheworld tagged me for the accent challenge thing. I did it yesterday but my laptop was being a lil shit, so I had to it again on my phone this morning. Listen to my voice and cringe. Oh btw I wasn’t wearing pants while doing this. hehehe

Here are the questions:

  • Your name and username
  • Where you’re from
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

I tag nui-gurumi, fit4forty, ectoraptor, hulkgains and radicalmuscle. Lemme hear y’all sweet voices. 

You handsome son of a bitch