Not Marky Mark

Abraham | 23 | Cali.🌴 Lifting and burritos. Also I like it when girls touch my butt.


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curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

(via ireachtowardstheskyy)

onmypace:

Milan, halfguardaroundtheworld tagged me for the accent challenge thing. I did it yesterday but my laptop was being a lil shit, so I had to it again on my phone this morning. Listen to my voice and cringe. Oh btw I wasn’t wearing pants while doing this. hehehe

Here are the questions:

  • Your name and username
  • Where you’re from
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

I tag nui-gurumi, fit4forty, ectoraptor, hulkgains and radicalmuscle. Lemme hear y’all sweet voices. 

You handsome son of a bitch